prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.
the les mis fandom actually terrifies me because its been around for like 300 years in some form and every so often a movie happens and it rises like a sea serpent from the ocean, swallows two of my dearest friends and retreats beneath the waves for another few centuries
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
my hair is now purple silver and I wanted to show the world but when I drink I am trash and gravitate towards using my middle finger